Heaven help me!

Today, seven year old twins, Matthew and Mark decided to play hide and go seek while I put the finishing touches on lunch. To make a long story short, Matty decided to hide in the laundry shoot and got stuck. Heaven help me! Thank the lord, he wasn't that far down and I was able to dislodge him using butter. During this time, our dog is nipping at my legs while my head is down the shoot spreading butter on the sides. The phone rings. Its Ewan and Mark tells him 'Mama can't come to the phone cause she and Matty are inside the clothes tunnel'. Ewan wanted to speak to me, Mark tries to hand me the phone and accidentally dropped the phone into the shoot, hitting poor Matty on the head.